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Total Medals Earned: 48 (From 5 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 680 Points

Beat your score

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)

First step 5 Points

Knock out that zero!

Three digits 10 Points

Get a 3 digit score.

10 off! 10 Points

Throw 10 enemies off the platform.

Four digits 10 Points

Get a 4 digit score.

Five digits 25 Points

Get a 5 digit score.

100 off! 50 Points

Throw 100 enemies off the platform

Six digits! 50 Points

Get a 6 digit score!!!

Nothing To Hide

Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)

BE SOMEBODY 5 Points

Run away, and begin your escape.

Support & Share 5 Points

Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.

Self Surveillance 10 Points

Complete the "Moving iEye" levels

Slidewalking 25 Points

Complete the "Slidewalk" levels

An Act of Activation 50 Points

Complete the "Activating iEye" levels

BE NOBODY 100 Points

Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 13/20 (275/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

TrumpGrounds

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/380 points)

Ace of Spades 5 Points

Get a single spade in a spin

Three's Company 10 Points

Win with three hearts.

Too Wild 5 Points

Get two wilds in a single spin.

HUGE LOSER! 10 Points

Lose all your credits.

10k 25 Points

Reach $10,000 in credit.

Four's a Crowd 25 Points

Win with four angry faces.

Good Signal! 25 Points

Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.

Keep it 100 25 Points

Get 100 spins in a single game.

Six Dollar Burger 50 Points

Win with 6 rows of cash.

Jackpot!!!! 100 Points

Win the Jackpot

Lucy in the Sky 100 Points

Win with 7 rows of diamonds

Writer Man 4

Medals Earned: 25/54 (180/480 points)

100 Weeks 5 Points

play 100 in-game weeks

5 Books 5 Points

write 5 books

50 Weeks 5 Points

play 50 in-game weeks

Beginneth Thy Journey 5 Points

enter your name

Charisma 5 5 Points

have charisma of 5

Humour 10 5 Points

have humour of 10

Humour 5 5 Points

have humour of 5

Intelligence 10 5 Points

have intelligence of 10

Intelligence 5 5 Points

have intelligence of 5

Publisher 5 Points

use a publisher

Quality 10 5 Points

write a book with a quality of 10 or more

Quality 5 5 Points

write a book with a quality of 5 or more

Research 5 5 Points

have research of 5

Style 5 5 Points

have style of 5

Tent 5 Points

buy a tent

Typewriter 5 Points

buy a typewriter

Vocab 10 5 Points

have vocabulary of 10

Vocab 5 5 Points

have vocabulary of 5

Wit 10 5 Points

have wit of 10

Wit 5 5 Points

have wit of 5

250 Weeks 10 Points

play 250 in-game weeks

Apartment 10 Points

buy an apartment

Computer 10 Points

buy a computer

Laptop 25 Points

buy a laptop

Quality 25 25 Points

write a book with a quality of 25 or more

$5000 5 Points

have $5000

10 Books 5 Points

write 5 books

Bus Pass 5 Points

buy a bus pass

Charisma 10 5 Points

have charisma of 10

Research 10 5 Points

have research of 10

Self-Published 5 Points

self publish a book

Style 10 5 Points

have style of 10

$10000 10 Points

have $10000

25 Books 10 Points

write 25 books

50 Books 10 Points

write 50 books

500 Weeks 10 Points

play 500 in-game week

Car 10 Points

buy a car

Charisma 20 10 Points

have charisma of 20

Charisma 30 10 Points

have charisma of 30

Humour 20 10 Points

have humour of 20

Humour 30 10 Points

have humour of 30

Intelligence 20 10 Points

have intelligence of 20

Intelligence 30 10 Points

have intelligence of 30

Research 20 10 Points

have research of 20

Research 30 10 Points

have research of 30

Style 20 10 Points

have style of 20

Style 30 10 Points

have style of 30

Vocab 20 10 Points

have vocabulary of 20

Vocab 30 10 Points

have vocabulary of 30

Wit 20 10 Points

have wit of 20

Wit 30 10 Points

have wit of 30

100 Books 25 Points

write 100 books

Fancy Apartment 25 Points

buy a fancy apartment

Fancy Car 25 Points

buy a fancy car